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July 15 2014

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strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

vialsofbrightforgettingpowders:

ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SO SIT OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD

THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB. YEAH I KNOW YOUVE SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE FUCKERS

YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER SHIT YOU WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN

SO GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING WHITE SUGAR AND SOME CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME SHIT AND MIX THAT SHIT WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART OIL( THAT MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME FUCKING MATH TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME FUCKING LAVENDER OIL WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MIX IT UP REALLY GOOD MMMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER FUCK YEAH.

NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED. PAMPER YOUR GODDESS-LIKE ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH. TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY PITS I DONT FUCKING CARE.

NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB. TAKE A HANDFUL OF THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF YOURS(just dont use this stuff on or near your lady bits i put this in lower case because it is really important your love cavern does not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB RUB RUB KEEP RUBBIN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD BECAUSE ITS WORKING

NOW TAKE THAT CHEAP-ASS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTY-ASS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY. RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO SLIP-N-SLIDE

GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME MOTHERFUCKERS CLASS DISMISSED

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks for the tip karkat

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April 22 2014

One way to make GIFs

hanthelion:

I will show you how to create GIFs from taking screenshots of a video and combining those screenshots together and saving them as a GIF file.

You will need the following 2:

  1. VLC Media Player (To screen shot the video into frames)
  2. Photoscape (To combine the frames into GIF, plus it’s a reliable editing software)

NO VIRUS, DON’T WORRY. =)

Part 1: Record!

  1. Record a video, do whatever, idk hahaha ya know and save the video.

Part 2: Take screen shots!

  1. Open the video with VLC Media Player.
  2. Click “Tools” > “Preferences”
  3. Click “Video” > Scroll down > Set where you want to save the “snapshots”. (Mine is saved in desktop in a folder called “Shots”)
  4. Okay, now to take the screenshots, just simply press “SHIFT + S” to take a screenshot. You can click it really fast to take many or slowly to take less and the GIF will turn out “choppy”. (You can also slow down the video by pressing that arrow at the bottom left, right above the play button. ^_^)

Part 3: Combine the screenshots!

  1. Open up Photoscape.
  2. Click the “Animated GIF” tab.
  3. Open up the folder containing the screenshots and highlight all the shots you want to add into a GIF.
  4. Drag them into the box on the right.
  5. Change how slow or fast the GIF is over here.
  6. Save and you are done ^_^V

Keep in mind that Tumblr only play GIFs that are size 1MB and under 500 megapixel in wirth or under


And here is the GIF :)

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